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clientsfromhell:

Client: The text is not black enough.

Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet….

Client: Ok, but can you make it blacker than that black?

Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour.

I went to lunch.

Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now?

Client: Yes, thats better, thanks.

If I consider you as one of my good/close friends..

xnikkeh:

  • I will tell you when I need to pee
  • I will hit you very often.
  • I will insult you more than necessary.
  • I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
  • I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
  • I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
  • I will swear at you 24/7.
  • I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear.

tom-bass:

Yeah I was pretty bored last night, and I guess my mate was too

I like talking to people that..
  • make it seem like they’re happy to be talking to you.
  • can keep a conversation.
  • don’t reply with just one word answers.
  • can at least make me smile or laugh.
  • have a good sense of humor.
  • know when to be serious or when to lighten up.
  • just know how to have a good talk without making shit awkward.

Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

lolsofunny:

Lol dayum. Harsh >.

 CHS SWAGGG !

What I wanna know is who the fuck names their kid Larry?

funnyordie:

Maury Might be Running Out of Ideas
You are NOT the kidnapper of the escaped sex slave!
collegehumor:

Fat Joker
Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint and, wow, a lot of crumbs. So many crumbs.

collegehumor:

Fat Joker

Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint and, wow, a lot of crumbs. So many crumbs.

collegehumor:

What You Text vs. What I See  - (Click for more)
Uh cool, so I guess you’re a cat now?

collegehumor:

What You Text vs. What I See  - (Click for more)

Uh cool, so I guess you’re a cat now?