Client: The text is not black enough.
Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet….
Client: Ok, but can you make it blacker than that black?
Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour.
I went to lunch.
Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now?
Client: Yes, thats better, thanks.
- I will tell you when I need to pee
- I will hit you very often.
- I will insult you more than necessary.
- I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
- I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
- I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
- I will swear at you 24/7.
- I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear.
Yeah I was pretty bored last night, and I guess my mate was too
- make it seem like they’re happy to be talking to you.
- can keep a conversation.
- don’t reply with just one word answers.
- can at least make me smile or laugh.
- have a good sense of humor.
- know when to be serious or when to lighten up.
- just know how to have a good talk without making shit awkward.
Lol dayum. Harsh >.
CHS SWAGGG !
What I wanna know is who the fuck names their kid Larry?
Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint and, wow, a lot of crumbs. So many crumbs.